i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I just blew my weed a kiss
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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