And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
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The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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