Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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