its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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