They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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