so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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