I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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