her vagine was all disorganized.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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