Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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