She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
In America we eat man semen.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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