Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
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