How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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