It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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