her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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