I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
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