And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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