I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Randomize
