why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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