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Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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