We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
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