you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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