so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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