I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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