I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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