just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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