Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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