I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
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