Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
bring money and cleavage
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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