Dual....:-)
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Please, let me fuck your mom
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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