so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
