Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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