so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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