ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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