I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
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