White coat. Heels.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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