Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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