Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
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