hell yes lets make some ravioli
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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