My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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