What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
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