You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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