i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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