Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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