i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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