she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
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