Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
you didnt know i had herpes?
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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