just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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