Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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