No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I'm determined to sit on that face.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Randomize
