AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
How many fucks given?
0.12846
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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