This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
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