fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
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