so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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