Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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