the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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