Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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