Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize
