no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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