Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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