I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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